GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Beverage from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This juicy concoction, made from bizarre fruits and exotic plants, has caused quite a stir. Will you dare to taste it? Whispers abound about the effects of this mystifying juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength and invigorates th